1. Vim Dossier
He stared at the pans and pots,
Deciding to orchestrate a fate.
“How does the Vim foam?”
He whined through our home,
While smiling with cold, quiet hate.
2. The Nawab of Delhi
He bought a gigantic bullet-bike,
(A purchase no wallet would like).
“Direct from Karol Bagh, yaar!
Much classier than a used car!”
As our bank balance crashed off a spike.
4. The Passive-Aggressive WhatsApp Admin (Mumbai)
On the society group late at night,
She typed with theatrical spite:
“Whose flat leaks below?” With an emoji to show,
A smile that hid venomous bite.
5. Playing the Victim (Delhi)
He shattered my Fabindia cup,
Then sat down and tore himself up.
“You kept it too near My path to the beer!”
Now I’m pouring his tea in a cup.
6. The AC Tyrant (Delhi)
In June, when the heat hits its peak,
He claims sixteen degrees makes him weak.
He switches to fan,
This villainous man,
While I wake in a sweat, drenched and bleak.
7. The Maid-Manager Saboteur (Mumbai)
He spoke to Kamla tai with flair,
And offered a raise on the stair!
Now she won’t dust the sill,
Takes leave at her will,
And smirks at my utter despair.
8. The Blue-Tick Assassin (Delhi)
I sent him the grocery list,
With items he routinely missed.
Two blue ticks appeared,
Then nothing—I feared.
A calculated, psychopathic twist.
9. The Local Train Snoring Fiend (Mumbai)
His snores rattle Bandra and Dadar,
A beast on a nocturnal radar.
“I barely got rest,”
He lies to my chest,
While I plot his demise in the dark.
10. The Dabba Deserter (Delhi)
The gulab jamun saved in the box,
Was stolen by this cunning fox.
“It was going quite stale,”
He claimed, looking pale,
With sugar stuck all to his socks.
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